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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly the greatest character in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

I fucking love this random Gryffindor!

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.

He was on the UK x factor in 2011. His name is Paige Richardson

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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

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